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Writing Prompts

1. “Some tomfoolery is happening, I can sense it.”

2. “Are you trying to scare the the mail man again? I think he is immune to our bullshit.”

3. “I was left alone for far too long, so, naturally this happened.”

4. “This took a very unexpected turn. Huh, neat.”

5. “I think your cat has unlocked the secrets of the universe and is judging us for being stupid.”

6. “Did I do something illegal? You bet I did! Was it fun though? Hell yeah!”

7. “Oh, come on! Nothing says friendship like planning murder together!”

8. “Listening to you two talk is honestly the most painful thing I’ve ever endured in my life.”

9. “Dramatic? You think I’m being dramatic now? Oh! You just wait! I’ll show you dramatic!”

10. “I’m flourishing, thriving and living.”

11. “Am I supposed to feel threatened by you? That would be the equivalent of me being threatened by a chihuahua.”

12. “Am I having a bad day? Yes. Am I still on my quest to make pancakes? Also, yes.”

13. “I thought we agreed no murder weapons at the table.”

14. “That is such an oddly specific threat.”

15. “The only thing I can offer during this trying time is some dad jokes. Want some?”