luidilovins:

giganotus:

celticpyro:

smis-happens:

celticpyro:

The best superpower my autism has given me is Accidental Big Dick Energy.

Explain

Saying something incredibly bold that few would dare to say simply because you have no filter or understanding of what is socially acceptable.

@garthfielf

The other day one of my co workers got in front of me by accident while i was pushing a heavy cart and he said sorry.

Without missing a beat I said “cross my path again and i’ll assure you never draw breath again.”

I didn’t even think it thru.

OC Halloween Ask Meme

farasrefblog:

Send in an OC and an entry and I’ll answer!

Costume – What are they going to be for Halloween this year?

Trick or Treat – Do they go trick or treating? If so, with who?

Werewolf – What is their favourite part of Halloween?

Vampire – If they got to be immortal, what would they want to do with all of their time?

Witch – If they could cast one spell, what would it do?

Ghost – If they died, who would they playfully haunt?

Graveyard – Do they take part in Halloween pranks? If so, what’s their favorite? 

Fair Folk – A fairy befriends your character and they give them an unmarked potion. Does your character drink it?

Wizard – If they could wield one magical weapon, what would it be and what would it do?

Skeleton – What is their favourite spooky theme?

Zombie – What would a be a magical power that they would want to have?

Dragon – Do they hoard their treats or share them?

Tombstone – Would they survive a stereotypical horror tale? 

Candy – If they got to choose to be any supernatural being, what would they choose?

Cloak – Do they decorate for Halloween? If so, do they go all out, do they only put up a few, do they fall somewhere in between?

Poison – What is their favorite treat, sweet or otherwise?

Pumpkin – Would they want to do a couple’s costume with someone close to them? 

Moon – What are their usual late-night halloween plans?

(Original from The-Moon_Dust-Writings and modded slightly.)