horoskippy:

How the signs are feeling

Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra

Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio

Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

november lessons

astrologyqueenn:

aries: think before you react, you may not be seeing the whole story. people aren’t always cruel and out to get you. you need to see all sides before developing an opinion.

taurus: breathe and let love in. don’t stay guarded when things feel right. you need to be open to loving and being loved.

gemini: don’t stay in your bubble, branch out. there are endless amounts of people who would love to get to know you if you just stretched outside of your comfort zone. 

cancer: be yourself, unapologetically. you don’t have to change yourself in order for people to love you, or feel like you have to fake a version of yourself in order to be loved.

leo: don’t make yourself feel worse than you have to. things may not be going right, but don’t make yourself endlessly worry. you can’t stop things from happening, but you have control over how you handle them. 

virgo: don’t be so secretive about the things going on in your head. more people care than you think.

libra: watch out for yourself. things aren’t always as they seem and you can’t trust people so easily, especially when your gut is telling you  that something is off.

scorpio: don’t let others water you down. you are intense and passionate in the most magical of ways, it would be a shame to let other people take that from you.

sagittarius: be cautious. don’t make decisions too quickly, make sure you are thinking things through before jumping into something that could change your whole life.

capricorn: embrace change and let the negativity of the past go. you don’t have to live in it forever. 

aquarius: the more you think, the more your mind wanders into places it shouldn’t. remember to take a deep breath and get out of your head when you find yourself wandering too far. 

pisces: if you don’t have hope, you have nothing. don’t ever lose the fire that kept you going in the first place. it will get better. 

The Signs as Gordon Ramsay Insults

deluxevevo:

  • Aries: “Like a bison’s penis. What is this shit?”
  • Taurus:  “You fucking donkey.”
  • Gemini:  “Honestly, chimichanga? Chimi chuck it in the bin.”
  • Cancer:  “Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole, or diced?”
  • Leo:  “Congratulationsssss… on the worst dish in this competition so far.”
  • Virgo: “What are you?” – “An idiot sandwich.”
  • Libra:  “Hey, panini head, are you listening to me?”
  • Scorpio: “I wish you would jump in the oven! That would make my life a lot easier!”
  • Sagittarius:  “You fucking doughnut!”
  • Capricorn:  “Raw chicken again? It’s fucking redder than your beard!”
  • Aquarius:  “That’s a tough decision, because you’re both crap.”
  • Pisces: “How about a thank you, you miserable wee bitch?”