Writing Prompts
1. “Some tomfoolery is happening, I can sense it.”
2. “Are you trying to scare the the mail man again? I think he is immune to our bullshit.”
3. “I was left alone for far too long, so, naturally this happened.”
4. “This took a very unexpected turn. Huh, neat.”
5. “I think your cat has unlocked the secrets of the universe and is judging us for being stupid.”
6. “Did I do something illegal? You bet I did! Was it fun though? Hell yeah!”
7. “Oh, come on! Nothing says friendship like planning murder together!”
8. “Listening to you two talk is honestly the most painful thing I’ve ever endured in my life.”
9. “Dramatic? You think I’m being dramatic now? Oh! You just wait! I’ll show you dramatic!”
10. “I’m flourishing, thriving and living.”
11. “Am I supposed to feel threatened by you? That would be the equivalent of me being threatened by a chihuahua.”
12. “Am I having a bad day? Yes. Am I still on my quest to make pancakes? Also, yes.”
13. “I thought we agreed no murder weapons at the table.”
14. “That is such an oddly specific threat.”
15. “The only thing I can offer during this trying time is some dad jokes. Want some?”
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First Sentence Writing Prompts
Send me characters/pairings (and setting or anything else you want to see) and the number to one of the following first lines:
- “I know you’re afraid but we can’t hide in this closet forever.”
- “Nope, I absolutely refuse to touch that.”
- “How exactly did you manage to get stuck in there?”
- “Why is it suddenly purple?”
- “Pass me the sledgehammer.”
- “Explain it to me again – why do we need to pretend to be married?”
- “In my defense, I thought this would go a lot more smoothly.”
- “I don’t know how you get yourself into these situations.”
- “Careful, don’t drop – “
- “And that’s how I ended up standing naked on the Brooklyn Bridge on Christmas Eve.”
- “It’s sticky.”
- “You need to stop.”
- “Well that’s the single most impressive thing I’ve ever seen someone do.”
- “What’s with the pigtails?”
- “How have you made it this long without someone throwing you out an airlock or something?”
- “Ow, what was that for?”
- “Ugh, why did I eat that?”
- “In my defense, it seemed like a brilliant idea at the time.”
- “Run!”
- “Come on, give me one good reason not to jump in the lake.”
- “We’re going to be late if we don’t leave like 5 minutes ago.”
- “What do you mean by leaving?”
- “I’m trying very hard not to see all this as a metaphor for my life.”
- “Please tell me you know how to defuse a bomb.”
- “Where have you been, I was ready to call the police!”
- “No, the house is definitely not haunted, why do you ask?”
- “Get over here now and bring a tarp.”
- “I don’t care that it’s 2:00 am, we need pie.”
- “I’ve got everything under control.”
- “At this point, what else could possibly go wrong?”
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