Tag: …just in case

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Sad OTP Starters

  1. “It’s alright. I’m right here.”
  2. “Why did you choose me?” “You know very well why, [ NAME ].”
  3. “I’m a monster.” “No, you’re not.”
  4. “You deserve so much better than me.” “Stop lying.”
  5. “Why are you being like this?”
  6. “Please hold me.”
  7. “I can’t take this anymore.”
  8. “Please don’t cry.”
  9. “I’m begging you, please don’t lock yourself in your room.”
  10. “Don’t shut me out.”
  11. “Give me one single fucking reason why I shouldn’t leave.”
  12. “Can’t you tell (s)he’s broken?”
  13. “You’d better put that knife down.”
  14. “Don’t listen to them.”
  15. “Just leave.”
  16. “I don’t need you.”
  17. “Get away from her/him/them before I break every bone in your body.”
  18. “No, wait!”
  19. “Hear me out.” “Why the fuck should I listen to you?”

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Funny OTP Starters

  1. “Why the fuck is there a cat in my bed?”
  2. “Might I ask why there’s Doritos everywhere?” “No.”
  3. “I found out that your so-called composition notebook is really an Ipad and that you were using a cover to trick everyone at school. By the way, the principal wants to see you.”
  4. “There’s a lot of hair in the toaster should I be concerned?”
  5. “YOU WATCHED ALL THE DISNEY MOVIES WITHOUT ME?”
  6. “YOU WATCHED HARRY POTTER WITHOUT ME?”
  7. “Why is there a dog following you around?”
  8. “WHERE DID YOU PUT MY COOKIES?”
  9. “Oh my god did we actually do it?”
  10. “I found hair in my food. Guess who’s.” “Your imaginary partner’s?”
  11. “We’re gonna binge-watch ALL the Musicals on your birthday and you can’t stop me.” “My plane ticket says otherwise.”
  12. “Your mother keeps on making me sweaters and dude I’m sorry I love her but these are making me ITCH.”
  13. “This little girl/boy keeps staring at me at the restaurant we’re at while chewing food and it’s making me really uncomfortable so I’m gonna stare back.” “Wow.”
  14. “This girl/boy keeps staring at me during classes and they’re making me feel really uncomfortable please help me.”

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Cute OTP Starters

  1. “Okay so it’s storming and I’m really scared of storms…can we possibly cuddle?…”
  2. “You’re my medicine.”
  3. “I found this really cute meme and it reminded me of you.”
  4. “I can’t help but giggle when you kiss my neck.” “You also squeak.”
  5. “Oh my god you have such an adorable sneeze?”
  6. “I always catch you leaving small notes on my locker/desk. Your handwriting is so pretty and your messages are so sweet.”
  7. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you don’t mind kisses and cuddles as your gift.”
  8. “How the hell did you get sick so quickly?” “I’m sorry.” “No don’t apologize! I’m here to take care of you.”
  9. “WAIT why is there cake batter everywhere? Are you trying to bake a cake?” “It was supposed to be your favorite…”
  10. “I love you but PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON ME…”
  11. “I can’t help but think of you. When I do it’s always at school, during classes. It distracts me.”
  12. “You’re always leaving sticky notes with written clues all around the house on my birthday and our anniversary which always ends up with us going to some theme park or restaurant…and I love it.”
  13. “We were in the middle of watching a Disney movie but you fell asleep, so I paused the movie and fell asleep with you just in case you wanted to continue watching when we both woke up.”
  14. “I know you’re a geek for a lot of movies, video games, and musicals, so I bought you a lot of merchandise!”