harpers-mirror:

Send me characters/pairings (and setting or anything else you want to see) and the number to one of the following first lines:

1. “I know you’re afraid but we can’t hide in this closet forever.”
2. “Nope, I absolutely refuse to touch that.”
3. “How exactly did you manage to get stuck in there?”
4. “Why is it suddenly purple?”
5. “Pass me the sledgehammer.”
6. “Explain it to me again – why do we need to pretend to be married?”
7. “In my defense, I thought this would go a lot more smoothly.”
8. “I don’t know how you get yourself into these situations.”
9. “Careful, don’t drop – “
10. “And that’s how I ended up standing naked on the Brooklyn Bridge on Christmas Eve.”
11. “It’s sticky.”
12. “You need to stop.”
13. “Well that’s the single most impressive thing I’ve ever seen someone do.”
14. “What’s with the pigtails?”
15. “How have you made it this long without someone throwing you out an airlock or something?”
16. “Ow, what was that for?”
17. “Ugh, why did I eat that?”
18. “In my defense, it seemed like a brilliant idea at the time.”
19. “Run!”
20. “Come on, give me one good reason not to jump in the lake.”
21. “We’re going to be late if we don’t leave like 5 minutes ago.”
22. “What do you mean by leaving?”
23. “I’m trying very hard not to see all this as a metaphor for my life.”
24. “Please tell me you know how to defuse a bomb.”
25. “Where have you been, I was ready to call the police!”
26. “No, the house is definitely not haunted, why do you ask?”
27. “Get over here now and bring a tarp.”
28. “I don’t care that it’s 2:00 am, we need pie.”
29. “I’ve got everything under control.”
30. “At this point, what else could possibly go wrong?”