the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford
goodbye, rae-rae
i finally got the fucking deputy uniform!!!!
psa from alice: fuck the seeds
(no, not like that)
(yes, she’s very bad at her own advice, so you probably just shouldn’t listen to her)
me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?
me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA