yesterday i drove by an elementary school in dc called Horace Mann Elementary and their mascot was a centaur and it took me a second to make the connection and when i did i i almost started screaming but i was in the car with my coworker who i don’t know very well so i had to silently suffer for what felt like hours. horse man
PLEASE imagine being the person in line behind percy when he tried to put a fucking sand dollar into the vending machineat school
I just love how this also implies that when Percy Jackson was given a profound gift of currency from his father, a literal god, with the ominous statement that ‘he would know when to spend it’, he figured that a fucking snack from his high school vending machine was worth it.