i’ve been having this glitch all night where Faith’s illusions have been solid and won’t go away so i’ve been utilizing Photo Mode as much as i can
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how to stop going into autopilot mode when doing something just slightly repetitive or boring
do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend
what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties
why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it
because we know what women want??? next question
the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why
Me: All Halmark movies have the same plot! Why do people watch them?
Also me: Oh, a fake dating AU? I wonder what will happen!
do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see
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Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
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