Me: *wants to interact with people in the fandom*
Also me: *afraid to talk with/ reply to/ tag people in the fandom*
WHY IS THAT SUCH A MOOD
Author: foofygoldfish
everyone: i fucking hate tumblr and i can’t wait for this hellsite to finally die
tumblr: glitches
everyone:
when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other
me: i’m going to finish this fic today!
this fic: i’m going to double in length for no reason other than to thwart the author

Who’s the best murder machine? You are!
Deputy: why are we laying in the middle of a parking lot?
Sharky: You got your ass kicked unconscious – so I laid down next to you so people would think we were just chillin’.













