foofygoldfish

thevoidiliketoshoutinto:

he saw a wizard airbrushed on the side of a van and the rest was history

ink-quill-coffee:

buggerygrips:

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

youcancallmejiggly:

didi-is-spiffy:

sobeitjay:

lmao

Is that a baby!?

a baby that ain’t got boundaries

froody:

scrotegasm:

froody:

claygoblin:

One in the eye

The Great British Year, BBC

ouch! good news is he’s probably fine since snail slime repels any sort of microdamage and upper tentacles mostly aid in vision which is not something snails really use…….

whats the bad news pal

he no like water on his eyeball

mysticalcoffeequeen:

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

wordsofdiana:

taesbitch:

why am i living in this universe and not in any of the alternative ones i’ve made up

paperfury:

It’s ok if your writing isn’t as good as you want it to be yet. Write more. Write even more than that. Your skill will catch up to your vision and then you will explode into a powerful forest witch and get an epic deep midnight cloak and create books that change the world.