kafukafuura1917:

the only beings on earth im interested in appeasing are cats, i’ll fucking humiliate myself to the utmost degree so that a cat will like me,  i will be the biggest clown around just to get a cat’s attention. i refuse to give this preferential treatment to any other lifeforms.

drarryking:

cordyceps-sapiens:

drarryking:

Lol remember when JK Rowling was like: “Absolutely never gonna write a Harry Potter thing again, neverrrrr. Sorry guys, here’s a mystery book I wrote about some random people in a village instead.”

And then after that brief detour she did everything possible to create chaos in the Potterverse while still not writing any Potter books. How? HOW? HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT????

I have a great idea! Wizards just shit themselves all the time and magic it away, even though my universe has multiple scenes in bathrooms!

I don’t even remember if this was a fake Rowling quote or a real one anymore