From now on I will only accept love triangles if they end in:
Polyamory
The main character rejecting both love interests and staying single
The two love interests giving up on the main character because how hard is it to make a damn choice?
4. The two love interests realizing they love each other more than the main character and the main character getting together with someone that wasn’t even part of the triangle proper.
5. All three characters realizing they’re better as friends and going go kart racing
Ships where Person A and Person B call each other “sir/ma’am”, “Mr/Ms. ___”, or “Boss/Captain/Commander/etc.” in public and around an audience but calls each other by their first name when they’re alone or when one of them is in clear distress?