foofygoldfish

lornagonigall:

gooddogbestfriend:

bagrijana:

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

jigglypuffsvevo:

*hides under blanket for entire day* oh wow where did all the time go

cornrowe:

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

northernlights37:

elsannaheadcanon:

elsannaheadcanon:

poetry-protest-pornography:

drunkkenobi:

staresdownstars:

redlipstickandserendipity:

adulthoodisokay:

thedemonica:

it’s back in time for christmas

the incest coffee commercial

FYI

YOU GUYS

Be careful, because the brother dies in one of those fics and it will destroy you just in time for the holidays.

This took too long to come across my dash this year.

I remember this commercial! Holy crap it is so much worse in gif form!

Just in time for Christmas, I present an oldie but a goodie: Incest Coffee, by @snowstorm-thirteen. Original Tumblr post here.

Reblogging for reasons.

Well there goes my last innocent holiday memory. Fucking AO3. I mean I’m glad you’re here but damn maybe think shit over.

Not gonna lie I gotta see these fics now.

dykealectics:

living in a class society… im over it

vexmilkshake:

“Those are Vigors I’m talking about!

Brought to you courtesy of Mr. Jeremiah Fink himself!”

What she says: I’m fine.
What she means: In the opening act of Bioshock Infinite, the Lutece twins have a messenger boy give Booker a telegram telling him not to enter the raffle, because every time a Booker enters, the city sees the mark on his hand that makes him the False Shepherd. Why couldn’t they have sent him a pair of gloves instead?

deco-devolution:

The Colors of the Bioshock Series