Alice/Faith for Christmas asks :3

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  • Which one gets excited about Santa, and which one groans “Santa isn’t real..”?
    • …..I had to think about this, but Alice is excited, and Faith goes “Santa isn’t real” (until Claire – Caroline doesn’t believe anymore by the time the girls move in with them, but Claire absolutely does)
  • Which one gets drunk first?
    • aliceeeeee
  • Which one buys the other a ridiculously big Christmas present?
    • faith. it’s not necessarily big – just with a lot of parts.
  • Which one gets the tree?
    • this is a huge debate in their house: faith wants a real tree (and a big one), and alice wants a pink tinsel or aluminum tree.
    • Faith wins.
    • At least till Alice can get word to her uncle to look out for one at the flea markets.
  • Which one is too short to decorate said tree?
    • Alice lmao (Claire finds this hilarious when she’s a teen – both her and Caroline are almost a foot taller than her)
  • Which one wears forty layers of scarves?
    • ….Alice.
  • Which one wears the ugliest Christmas jumper imaginable?
    • Faith finds them, and Alice insists on getting a picture for posterity.
  • Who has the most embarrassing family?
    • ….Well, the Seeds and Jessops pretty much aren’t in the picture, so… Alice’s.
  • Which one cooks dinner?
    • a;lkdsfj Alice can’t cook, so Faith.
  • Which one bakes cookies?
    • Alice really shouldn’t be allowed to do anything close to baking.
    • Unless it’s an easy-bake oven. She’s good at those.
  • Who falls asleep first?
    • Faith!
  • Who cries at Christmas movies?
    • They both do, but Faith is more open about it than Alice is lol

soicanhaveitlater:

Otp Questions! (Christmas edition)

  • Which one gets excited about Santa, and which one groans “Santa isn’t real..”?
  • Which one gets drunk first?
  • Which one buys the other a ridiculously big Christmas present?
  • Which one gets the tree?
  • Which one is too short to decorate said tree?
  • Which one wears forty layers of scarves?
  • Which one wears the ugliest Christmas jumper imaginable?
  • Who has the most embarrassing family?
  • Which one cooks dinner?
  • Which one bakes cookies?
  • Who falls asleep first?
  • Who cries at Christmas movies?

whilereadingandwalking:

aimmyarrowshigh:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

angrynebula:

robosekkusu:

where-zozi-dares:

teenboystuff:

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

gryffindeku:

burdge:

gemdoyle:

a scene that really bothers me in HBP is when Ginny feeds Harry that pie thing and she is like “don’t you trust me?” and then just feeds it to him all nicely 

because I honestly believe that book!Ginny would have said “don’t you trust me?” and then she would proceed to shove the pie in his face and then say “your mistake!” and just like run away laughing her head off and Harry would just be sitting there with pie stuck to his face and a small grin thinking ‘wow this girl is perfect’

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forgive me

But as a girl with all brothers, yes this is accurate af