Writing Prompts
1. “You are such an idiot, I love you SO much.”
2. “It’s the zombie apocalypse! Stop microwaving pizza pops! This is serious!”
3. “I have an axe and some spray paint, today is a good day.”
4. “It’s so cold my hair is turning white! Why do you live in this climate? You should come visit me next time.”
5. “So, now that I’m dead can I go through walls?”
6. “I’m making a pirate ship, do not disturb me.”
7. “Negativity? I don’t know her. Positivity? Love her!”
8. “Can you stop throwing water balloons for a minute? I think I hear someone trying to ambush us.”
9. “Where are you finding all these bobby pins? Where do you keep them all? You had none and now you have fifty.”
10. “Um, who bought all these bottles of ketchup? Isn’t this a little excessive?”
11. “Yeah, well, I have glow sticks.”
12. “I feel like this is going to go very bad, very quickly, but, I also want to see what happens next, so, carry on.”
13. “Point me in the direction you last saw this majestic animal?”
14. “Today I baked some potatoes, you?”
15. “What are you talking about? I’m such a funny person! Wanna hear a pun?”
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