crow–teeth:

me: *opens up my laptop*

steam, smashing through my door and destroying my entire room instantly: i update now?? i fucking update right now? me? updating? right FUCKING now? 

me: please no

steam: U̷̺̻͒̋ͅP̷̧̯̳͈͉͖͊͑͆̃͆̒͛̑̍́͘D̷̢̨̫̼͇͓̠̽̄͑̽̾A̵̘͗̒̾T̶̡͎̦̜̻͔̣̣̂̾̎̅͜E̴̯͇͗͑͑̀͠