thatmustbenigelwiththebrie:

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

thevajunglebook:

slam that rb if you’re in disaster writeblr

• yeah no I’m working on this one (1) thing [trips] oh no [hundreds of ocs spill out of jacket] I’m not— shit l i s t e n I’m just holding them for a wip 
• no capitalization we ™ like men
• ….. or maybe Sometimes We Do what abt it
• grammar is fake
• oh u like exclamation points and being dramatique ?? ?  ??  bitch me to tf!!!!
• asfhjlgdjfalskldaij
• ^^ it’s ok if ur not gay tho, we’re all valid here
• overusing the term ‘valid’
• drift compatible mutuals or bust
• a simple answer??? in this economy???? oh ho ho!! no no my good sir, you’re getting a whole three page document on why I named this character Naomi
• update: Naomi is now Vanessa
• memes memes the stuff of dreams!
• owe back dues to the tumblr swear jar
• aggressive softness & positivity for all. 
• posts anything personal;; immediately loses one or more followers
• mild inconvenience: “_phobia”
• reblog and meticulously tag advice you never follow
• y i k e s on main
• tragically does not come with an off button. sorry.
• #mm yes u know i crave that validation 
• “i love u and will die for u but i may also Merdur® u if you don’t confirm this hc I have about ur character” ….. “yes i am aware it’s 1am where you are, I’m so sorry. sleep well, my sun and stars”
• makes unnecessarily long posts ~meta~

yours truly, 

I’m a huge disaster dude

I gotta rb