reioka:

Everyone’s up in arms about Tony always being bruised in that one post and like YEAH???? HE PROBABLY IS? DID YOU NOT SEE HIS DUMB ASS PROPEL HIMSELF INTO THE CEILING WHEN HE WAS TRYING OUT HIS IRON BOOTS? DID YOU NOT SEE HOW HARD THE KICKBACK WAS WHEN HE SHOT HIS REPULSOR THE FIRST TIME? THIS IS A MAN WHO THINKS “yeah got my eyes covered and sometimes I wear safety gloves that’s all you need right” IS PROPER LAB SAFETY ETIQUETTE. OF COURSE HIS DUMB ASS IS ALWAYS BRUISED TO HELL AND BACK.

DON’T FEEL SORRY ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE COULD LITERALLY KEEP A MAJORITY OF HIS BRUISES FROM HAPPENING IF HE JUST ONCE CONSIDERED TESTING SOMETHING FROM A DISTANCE INSTEAD OF PUTTING SOMETHING ON AND GOING “FLOOR IT, JARVIS.”