Marvel Netflix AU where it’s the same but everyone’s main villains are switched around

Luke Cage: (intensely smolders)

Billy Russo: (intensely smolders back)

Claire Temple: (fanning herself) Oh lord, can you two just fight now, please? If you two keep smoldering, my mouth is gonna go dry.

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Harold Meachum: You don’t understand the true power of the Hand! I am immortal, I cannot be defeated-

Jessica Jones: (snores loudly)

Malcolm Ducasse: Huh, she WAS awake when we got here. I think you bored her to death.

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Diamondback: And Zechariah 4:6 says ‘So he said to me, “This is the word of the LORD to Zerubbabel-

Danny Rand: I am Danny Rand, the Iron Fist, protector of K’un L’un, sworn enemy of the Hand-

Diamondback: Hey, I was monologuing!

Danny Rand: Don’t cut off my introduction, I need to get through the whole spiel!

Colleen: Oh my Jesus lord, we’ll be here all day at this rate.

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Kingpin: Mr. Castle, you can’t kill me! The city loves me! If you kill me now, you will become the most hated man in all of Hell’s Kitchen-

Frank Castle: (shoots Fisk) This ain’t a popularity context.

Karen Page: Wow…that easy, huh? I feel like you saved us so much time.

Ben Urich: I feel like you also saved me for some reason…who are you again?

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Kilgrave: So you know that I can control people with my words, right? And since you’re blind, your only choice in order to fight me is to use your hearing. So you’re kinda screwed.

Matt Murdock: Fuck…

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