whiskey-maple-donuts:

Drunk Nicole: see that girl over there?

Wynonna: uh…yeah?

Drunk Nicole: I think she’s pretty

Wynonna: you know what, I think you should go for it Haught.

Drunk Nicole: Wynonna. I can’t. It says right on her jacket, ‘Sheriff’s Wife’.

Wynonna: yeah that’s a shame huh?

Drunk Nicole: yeah. She’s reeeeeally pretty

Wynonna: hey Haught

Drunk Nicole: yeah?

Wynonna: can I see your sheriffs badge?

Drunk Nicole: uh, yeah sure here.

Wynonna, waiting for Nicole to catch on: …

Drunk Nicole: WAIT. You have a sheriffs badge, is that YOUR WIFE

Wynonna, facepalming:

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