- makes bad jokes when they get nervous, and which one can totally see through it?
- gets cranky without coffee, and which one knows this and brings them a cup in the morning?
- cries when they get drunk, and which one has a 50% chance of getting arrested?
- forgets what they were talking about when the other smiles at them?
- kicks the other in their sleep, and which one kicks back while fully awake?
- uses bath bombs and soaks in the tub for an hour, and which one hasn’t taken an actual bath since they were six years old?
- secretly wears the other’s oversized sweaters, and which one secretly leaves their sweaters lying out for the other to wear?
- accidentally puts their underwear on inside out, and which one accidentally
or on purposeleaves the house without underwear on?- yells at rom-com characters to, “stop being so stupid and just talk,” and which one spends most of the movie watching the other fondly?
- gets way too competitive playing games, and which one finds their rage and bloodlust adorable?
- pulls pranks on the other, and which one somehow loves them more even while planning their murder?
- organized their cereal (alphabetically, color coordinating, or by sugar content), and which one mixes them all together in one big container?
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