The Seeds and Driving (because I can’t stop thinking about it)

rookisaknight:

The one skill I’ll give John credit for is he’s a good driver. You don’t become an accomplished pilot without knowing what to do behind the wheel. He actually likes taking long drives or flights to help clear his head and he’s never gotten so much as a speeding ticket. Probably used to drag race in college honestly. He likes sleek, fast, good looking cars

The rest of his siblings, though, are a disaster.

Joseph is the absolute Mom Driver. Whenever he sits passenger side he makes liberal use of the invisible brake and any time the driver makes a weird turn he gives that patented Sigh and grips the handle on the roof very intentionally. Always drives under the speed limit, waits at intersections way too long, and brakes suddenly enough to give everyone whiplash.

Jacob has severe road rage and also seems to view other cars on the road as competition. Has a long list of traffic violations to his name and long before the cult became the threat it is today Sheriff Whitehorse and Jacob Seed would get in shouting matches about what does and does not qualify as “hazardous driving”. He’s also that dad who insists on taking a shortcut that involves at least a few instances of off-roading. Probably drives a truck, and has strong opinions in the Ford vs Chevy debate. Took the muffler off his car.

Faith never even bothered to get her license, she was too strung out through high school and you can walk pretty much everywhere you need to get in Holland Valley if you’re determined enough. Now she mostly gets chaperoned places by her followers but is a pretty distracted driver, all told.