smallmerci:

Joseph: So here are your keys– it is imperative that you keep them somewhere safe, somewhere the resistance will never–

Joseph: Really? Around your necks? Come on guys, take it seriously.

Jacob: I am. Who’s gonna dare try and grab it?

Faith: And mine’s hidden under my dress.

Joseph: Okay, okay, fair enough. John–

John: They’ll be too distracted by my sexiness to notice it.

Jacob: … no they won’t.

Faith: He just wants people to look at his chest.

John: shut up