Guns for Hire Halloween Special

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Sharky Boshaw

~ He doesn’t really dress up, but he does wear some random animal ears over his hat and a tail if he has one

~ He’s either out partying and getting completely shitfaced drunk or staying home binging horror movies with Hurk

~ For any kids that are brave enough to visit or are brought to his place to trick or treat, he gives out the full sized candy bars

Staci Pratt

~ He’s not big on Halloween and just wears his uniform as a costume

~ He usually ends up helping with the county’s trunk-or-treat instead of having a nice peaceful night at home

~ He does love seeing the kids all dressed up though and he does sneak in extra pieces for the shy kids. He will also paint faces if asked

Hurk Drubman Jr

~ He loves to dress up and if he can get ahold of one of those blow up t rex suits, that’s what he’s dressing up as

~ He goes all out despite his father’s complaints, he puts lights up, he puts up the big blow ups, he’ll even make a mini haunted maze

~ He loves the kids and has the most fun with them, and any kid that successfully makes it through his maze gets a king sized candy bar

Nick Rye (and family)

~ He totally does the group costume with his family, his favorite one was when Kim was pregnant and they’d do Pacha and Chichi, and now they have baby Rye to dress up as one of their kids

~ He loves Halloween and makes it a tradition to decorate the entire house, despite almost falling off the roof every year

~ He keeps it all very child friendly and will give out the full sized candy bars. After baby Rye is born, he will happily take them trick or treating too

Adelaide Drubman

~ She will dress up and it’s usually as a witch, pointy hat and everything. Or she’ll do a cheesy couples costume with Xander

~ She will let her workers decorate the marina but she typically goes to a more adult friendly party

~ She does however tell her workers to give out the good candy

Jess Black

~ She absolutely abuses this holiday to dress up and scare people, she usually goes as a vampire

~ She either does the whole scary mansion in a barn and will actually terrify people and their children or she stays home and binges the most horrifying scary movies

~ But she will pass out candy to every kid regardless if they make it through her mansion or not

Grace Armstrong

~ She stays home, props up her feet in some pajamas and puts on some classic horrors with Jess if Jess is just staying indoors

~ She doesn’t really decorate and just literally turns off the lights

~ She’ll give treats to any kid that does knock, but they’re usually something like Debbie cakes or other snacks she has

Joey Hudson

~ She loves the trunk or treat and buys as much candy as possible to give out and she does actually dress up, usually in a store bought costume

~ She’ll decorate her truck after getting set up and she is just so interactive with the kids, she’ll fake scream if they’re in a ‘scary’ costume

~ She gives out everything from the fun sized and full sized bars to caramel apples