elusetta:

far cry 5 wholesome small town au because we deserve it

• the junior deputy has just been stationed here; pratt, hudson, and whitehorse are the only other law enforcement people in the area
• joseph seed is a preacher who, yeah, gets a little creepy at times, but in general is a Nice Man
• and still has his daughter who is a sweet little girl
• john seed moved in from the city because of his addiction problems and does small town law now
• 500% more dateable than his canon self
• jacob seed is a good, strong, non-cannibalistic army vet who protects his family with his life and is sort of the big brother of the entire town
• still an old man, acts like it
• “john what are these funny little men” … “you mean emojis?”
• faith is a flower girl who likes to wander around in the fields and landscapes surrounding the town
• moved to the town for rehab and is now happy and clean
• guns for hire are the citizens
• grace still has her dad, they take boomer for walks around town and he greets everyone
• jess hunts birds and can feel emotions
• sharky is still a nerd and spends most of his time on online forums and/or playing video games
• best bro in town
• adelaide runs a boutique and is on a quest to make the junior deputy as pretty as she can
• xander is the local fitness coach
• peaches and cheeseburger are still wildlife but they’re also friendly
• hurk’s dad is grumpy and hurk is always trying to make up for it
• but never succeeds in anything- one time he tried to make cookies and they tasted like dead fish
• nick and kim have barbecues every friday. the seeds still bring watery mac and cheese but are working on it
• their daughter, who was delivered by the junior deputy, is bffs with joseph’s
• the town is still in montana
• everyone is happy and alive